More Andrewisms

Sometimes Andrew Maddox says the funniest things. This is just a post so I will remember and be able to laugh at his humor years to come.
Andrew: Mom, how old to you have to be to drink beer.
Me: Well, I'm not sure maybe 18 but I hope you will choose to never drink it. God's word warns us to stand firm and sober.
Andrew: You know the root beer I had at the bowling alley...was it really beer? Was it a bad drug for me?
Me: (laughing) No Drew, Root Beer is harmless like Coke or Dr.Pepper
Andrew: Oh, okay

Andrew: Mom, when we go to Kentucky are we going to have cameras following us?
Me: huh?
Andrew: you know like those shows where they go and look for homes....because I don't want to be on tv. I am shy.
Me: No Andrew :)